Last weekend, Joe and I were walking around downtown when we happened to encounter an older man with a younger woman on his arm.
She was wearing a skin tight glittery outfit - with boots that had 6" platforms on them. Her hair was "teased to Jesus" as my friend Mike says...and her make-up looked like she might've been in some sort of Broadway production later that night.
But oh-boy was she draped all over that man.
Joking, I turned to Joe and said, "I have that outfit! In fact, I would've worn it today, but I was thinking about wearing it to work tomorrow."
To which, he said, "Uh, Anne? She already IS wearing it to work."
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