I'm not trying to brag, but people seem to think I'm funny.  I get a kick out of it - there's nothing like the feeling of making people laugh.  Every now and again, someone will tell me that I should either do stand-up or audition for "Last Comic Standing."  I gotta' tell you a couple of things:
1) I'm not that funny...really.  It's just that usually my audience is drinking.
and 2) sometimes what I think is funny is not what other people think are funny.  Which is really unfortunate...because when no one else thinks it's funny, I get tickled by the joke even more.  Sure, it's kind of a bad cycle, but I can't seem to stop it.
So, a couple of weeks ago, this comic was emailed to me.  I laughed and laughed and even put it up on the outside of my cube (I'm a giver, what can I say?).  No one...and I mean NO ONE in my office thought it was funny.  I, on the other hand, would laugh every time I saw it.
Since I put up a new comic every week, the people in my office politely waited until the week of that comic was up... probably hoping that it would be replaced by a Ziggy cartoon.  Please note that if you do, in fact, think Ziggy cartoons are funny, I order you to stop reading now.  Seriously.  I can't be friends with someone like you.
Fast forward to today:
One of my friends from college (Candice Yoder...now Salmon) just had her third baby.  The baby's name is Isaiah Robert.  Yay Candice!
So off and on during the day I thought about this name...and in the afternoon, an AWESOME nickname came to me.  I think they should nickname him iBob.  You know...like iPod.
I'm thinking about his new nickname and I was cracking up.  I mean, I was literally laughing out loud at my desk in my cube.  I was so proud of myself!  I emailed two friends...both of which did not comment on the nickname that I, quite frankly, thought was hilarious.  So I decided to run it by a couple of co-workers.  They thought that it was not funny.  I decided to push it further and explain the joke, like:
"oh come on!
iBob...like short for Isiah Robert?
But like iPod?
Get it?
Okay, let me explain it more...it's like this..."
And even *that* didn't work.  My boss (who also did not like the "Get a room" comic) said "Again, I don't want you to confuse my not laughing as that I don't get it."  My co-worker, Lisa, even gave me a pity laugh... I think because she was tired of me saying "iBob...get it?  like iPod?"  over and over. Another co-worker said, "Well, the good news is that it's as funny as the "Get a room!" comic."  I, of course, was flattered by this.
(sigh)
iBob.
That's funny...I don't care who you are.
*This* is why I would never win on "Last Comic Standing."
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