So the same guy that got bitten by a vampire wannabe just walked up to me all excited.
Him: OMG! A girl just emailed me saying that she was looking for a platonic relationship!
Him: That's the one where they want another person in the relationship, right?
Me: No. You're thinking of polyamorous. Platonic means that they just want a friendship.
Him: Oh. (shuffles off slowly)
20 hours ago