Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Note to all single guys

Asking a woman if the "carpet" matches the "drapes" is not a winning start to a conversation or email.

Unless she happens to be an interior decorator.

But even then, I bet she'd think it was icky.

7 comments:

Ginger said...
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Ginger said...

Ick. One time a guy asked me if I was ginger "everywhere".

What was I going to say? (Breathily) "Oooh. I guess you'll just have to find out for yourself, big boy."

Men are stupid.

Michael Guadagno said...

I TOTALLY agree. That's more of a winning >finish< to a conversation. You'd never START with that line. What's up with people these days??? Gosh!! :)

Amy said...

That is so strange.

Patailey said...

Is it acceptable for an attached person (not single) to make such comments?

-Patailey

Marc said...

How offensive! I would like to apologize on behalf of men everywhere, that is SO disrespectful. It makes me sick.

So, do they?