I'm not going to lie to you...this is just weird

Today I went to the post office to mail my older sister her birthday card and a CD full of songs. FYI, her birthday was over a month ago. *

Anyway, when I pulled into the parking pace, I couldn't help but feel like SOMETHING was looking at me.

Turns out, it was two somethings.

In case you can't tell, what you're looking at is an SUV with a 2x4 attached to it. On the 2x4 there are sticks/skewers with Barbie heads on them. To complete the look, this vehicle also comes with bras (there are actually two of them - layered - apparently for warmth) wired to the hood of the vehicle.

The Barbie head on the right side is bare, but the Barbie head on the left side comes with her very own cell phone:

It's creepy, undoubtedly. But I'm perplexed because I can't help but feel that this person was trying to make a statement with this contraption...but the statement is lost on me because I, apparently, am not as fluent in crazy as I thought.

Also, I don't get why the Barbie head is using a cell phone like that...I mean, wouldn't a hands-free Bluetooth headset work better?

*For the record, I actually mailed it earlier, but it was returned due to insufficient postage. Then I left it at home multiple times, then I left it at work multiple times. Most recently I went to the post office and realized that I didn't have my wallet with me. If you haven't been able to tell by now, I'll just spell it out for you: I have issues.