I am the only woman who is active in our office and therefore I'm the only woman who uses the women's locker room. Due to our disproportionate ratio of men to locker room space, they have been plotting to take over our locker room. About a year ago, they came to each woman in our office and asked if they could use it - under the condition that if we wanted to use it, we would get first dibs. Despite a couple of scuffles to get to the locker room first, they've held pretty true to their word. I've used said locker room several times - but it's only been to change clothes for a run at lunch or to get ready to go to the gym after work.
But as I've stated before, yesterday was Colorado's Bike to Work Day, and that meant that I would need to keep a change of clothes and toiletries in the actual lockers. That's when I realized that our guys had taken over every locker.
So I decided to take one of the lockers back (and yes, I asked before I removed their stuff).
Since the locker that I got was a top one, I couldn't really pee on it to mark it as my space. So I did the next best thing.
In case you can't tell, we've got Vanilla Ice at the top (complete with shaved eyebrows! Word to your mother!)
The cool Cory/Cory combo (Haim and Feldman) AND Davy Jones (after all, he is so very dreamy)
...and last, but certainly not least, we've got "The Hoff" - circa 1980's where manscaping was a very distant thought.Yup. I think this locker is mine.