Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Do these make my eyes look fat?

'Member when I got my eyes checked on St. Pat's?

Well, because the headaches and eye pain haven't gone away, I finally ordered the glasses. They are SO cute!

I'd love to show you an updated picture so that you can see just how groovy and cute they are... but the truth is, I'm having a hard time wearing the glasses, having my eyes open, and either a) attempting to not vomit all over the place or b) have the pounding headache in my head get worse such that I'd rather be vomiting.

Needless to say, I'm not sure I have the right prescription.

I made an appointment with the eye doctor (by the way, his name is Chester Roe III...and doesn't that sound like the name of a great villain on Scooby Doo?) for tomorrow morning. Worst case scenario, I have to order new lenses for the glasses but that would REALLY piss me off so I hope that that's not the case.

Since I've been having such bad headaches, having to wear the nausea-inducing-and-compounding headache glasses on AND getting pissed off would pretty much be like "Hey - isn't that a fire over there? Here, let's douse it with lighter fluid - just to see what happens." And you know what happens then? People end up losing their eyebrows.

I'm just saying...


POD said...

What's so bad about puke? Some people use it as a weight loss method.
Also if they got the lenses wrong, why do you have to pay for new ones?
Also I don't read this blog very often. I am out of the loop due to my cat's privacy issues.

kristi said...

Yikes! All I can say is that when I got my new glasses, I had to sit in the parking lot for 15 minutes because everything was so distorted to the point that I didn't think I could make it home safely! I feel your pain! I bet they look CUTE! (When you are not puking).