So I went on a date this past weekend with a guy that is actually quite the pompous ass.
But he's hot.
So I was telling a guy at work about it and he said that if he's that hot, I should "hit it and forget it."
I cocked my head to the side and said, "Do you mean, hit it and quit it? Because otherwise you might be trying to sell me a rotisserie chicken cooker where I should SET it and forget it."
14 hours ago