Monday, June 29, 2009



Okay, so I can understand #1 & #4. I have no idea who #3 is, so I can't really dispute whether it belongs in this list or not... But "cheerleading injuries" is the second most popular search? Are you kidding me? What just happened in our world that would make millions of people need to search for that phrase?

And really? That many people are searching for information about Paul Bunyan?

WTF people?

Take it from me, whatever you do, do not search for "The Hurt Locker."*

*I know you. You totally just searched for it...didn't you?? (sigh) And to think, I was starting to trust you.

Also, just so you know, I didn't actually spot this gem of a search list. A guy that I went out on a date with this past weekend sent me a screen shot of his yahoo page knowing that I would think it was funny. See? He gets it. Oh, and because I know you want the details, I'll tell you a bit about him: he is very funny, polite, thoughtful, cute, and probably a complete homicidal maniac.


Sally said...

He sounds like a keeper to me!

Rebecca Jo said...

Now I want to go look up cheerleading injuries more then the locker one! :)

turleybenson said...

I think it's highly probable that I don't get revenue/credit for google reader clicks to my blog, but rather only for ones where people go to my blog (to see the ads). Incredibly shallow and selfish of me? Why yes, yes it is. I'm just experimenting with the new set up for a bit. And yes, I'm a total hypocrite because I too use Reader.

Please don't abandon me for this.

ps glad your date went well. don't let anyone tell you otherwise--FUNNY IS IMPORTANT!!

turleybenson said...

Hence the plan totally backfiring. You'll probably see me back to the old way in a few days.


Jon Hey said...

Syesha Mercado was on "American Idol" a couple seasons ago.