Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!!

Email today (non-doctored - the lines, breaks, punctuation, etc. are all his):

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Goodness. _
Has anyone ever told you,
that you look like that actress who played Marsha...in the Brady Bunch?
Unfortunately, I cant remember her name now.
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Uhh...No, I wasn't paying you a complement because I want you to like me.
_*L.O.L.*_
I simply mentioned it, because its true.

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Now, this was from a guy who was in his 40s, so maybe he had a thing for Maureen McCormick, but she is now 52.

Ummm...just so you know, you're not going to get in a 31 year old's pants by saying that she looks like she's 52. Or, if he loved the early episodes, maybe he wants me to look like I'm 13 years old. But really? Whichever one he's hoping I look like means that he will be disappointed.

I simply mention it because it's true.