I've got WHAT?!?!

Sorry I've been MIA the last couple of days.

I had a good day on Saturday, errands were completed, appointments were made, and I even hung out with some friends.

Then I had a headache. A bad one.

I went to bed, woke up on Sunday and realized that it had gotten worse. Since nothing else was working , I took a narcotic that I had from an old root canal (great idea by the way) and realized that I was so nauseous and dizzy that attempting to sleep it off was the only option.

Monday morning? Same thing.

So I went to the doctor.

Did you know that you have balls in your ears? Well you do.

That you don't know that you do means that your balls are fine. Mine on the other hand? Slightly defective.

That's what causes the spinning, the dizziness, the nausea, and the kleptomania.

What? Your soup spoon totally looks better in my house than it did yours.