Victory...

Today I heated up a meal for lunch and was oh-so careful to remove the top so I wouldn't get burnt by the steam in the container.

Me (after I removed the top without getting burnt): Yeah, that's right steam! You can suck it!

One co-worker: Wow. I'd like to spend some time in her mind.

Short pause.

Me and the other people in the same room at the same time: No you wouldn't.