Dear Bud Light Lime,
When I first heard of you, I thought that you would be gross. Or at least overwhelmingly lime-y.
But you aren't. You're delicious.
In fact, I can see quite the future for you and I. I see various drunk-dials, drunken emailing, and perhaps even an eBay purchase or two that I will undoubtedly regret.
Oh, BLL. You complete me. I look forward to enjoying you more, even if my liver wishes differently.
20 hours ago