I was in the store trying to pick out the best bunch of bananas.
I realized that a guy next to me was staring at me in a funny way (funny strange not funny ha-ha).
I realized that it might be because I was humming the song that was on the radio when I got out of the car to go into the store.
I realized that humming "Love Machine" in the banana section is considered creepy.
20 hours ago