For the record...

My friends, Matt and Kelly, are two of the coolest, cutest, and funniest people I've met here in Denver. They are funny, sweet, kind, supportive, able to identify random smells, and most importantly laugh at my jokes.

Thanks guys - for making my time on earth easier.

If those of you not from Denver ever visit, you will want to meet them and kidnap them for your very own friends. To this I say: hands off, people. I will share them with you, but you can't have them.

If that even starts to happen, I will fight for them. It'll be that girly slapping hands fighting thing, but I'll do it.