Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Judgy McJudgerson

Today I processed a PO from a guy who had the first name of Dwightel.

That's it. No other jokes. No "Dwitghtel, Dwitghtel, Dwitghtel I made it out of clay"...just wanted to let you know that that is a name.

I want to call him to see if he's 80, or a Junior; if he's single and if his calculator watch is functioning as it should.

1 comment:

Ginger said...

Picutre this: A mom and a dad are in the maternity ward at the nearest hospital, having just birthed their brand new son. They have thought long and hard, spending months thinking about what name would be perfect for him. Dad's hand, donning a brand new Bick, is shaking slightly at the thought of signing the Social Security paperwork that would indicate his child's legally recognized identity for eternity. He takes a deep breath, mustering all of the strength within him, his wife looking on in anticipation, and he confidently writes the name..


Poor kid never had a chance.